
Jeff Bezos's foam party proves all the money in the world can't buy taste
No amount of money will ever make foam parties fun.
Venice, Italy – The highly anticipated wedding of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and journalist Lauren Sanchez has been relocated to Venice's Arsenale, a more secluded and fortified venue. The decision to move the high-profile event comes amidst security concerns following threats from activists. Protesters had reportedly vowed to disrupt the celebrity-studded affair by filling the city's iconic canals with inflatable crocodiles, aiming to impede guests' access. The original location was deemed too vulnerable to such demonstrations. Sources close to the event confirm the move to the Arsenale, an historic shipyard and naval base, which is surrounded by walls, making it significantly more difficult for any disruptive elements to gain entry. The change in venue underscores the lengths to which organizers are going to ensure the privacy and security of the couple and their esteemed guests.
No amount of money will ever make foam parties fun.